TheGodOfEPICNESS

My profile is boring as fuck, seriously I bet you're so bored.Why are you sitting here reading this? You can be donating to homeless people right now, or petting puppies. Yet you choose to waste your time on my boring profile. There's no point in being here this isn't getting anymore interesting.


Seriously stop reading and go do something productive with your life. Oh but no you know you're gonna keep reading, despite the fact that you know how boring this is. Well I guess if that's what you wanna do then fine, waste your life. Hope you're having fun, oh you know how you wanted to do that one thing? Well you could be doing that right now, but you're not and you wanna know why? You're sitting here reading my profile. Choosing to do so, knowing it's not getting any better.


Why do you do this? You're just gonna continue to stay here and waste your time. Why not Rick Roll a friend? Or watch some anime? Or maybe play some video games? All these things you could be doing, yet you're here reading this. Watching me complain about how you keep reading this. But I guess this is how you choose to live your life. You know you can make a difference, work hard and you can become whatever you want. You can save lives, what you do can change the future itself. But it's better to just stay here and read this huh?


Oh well I'm 15 years old if that's important, there you go maybe something you would go on a profile to actually read. But I'm not giving any more information here, oh who am I fooling you know you just like watching me complain to you about reading my profile. Oh yes you like that don't you bitch? You know what's really lame, the fact that you're still here reading. That's right I'm insulting you, yet you choose to stay to hear me bitch at you more.

So since it's clear now you won't be leaving, here's a list of things you could be doing instead of reading this.
1.Doing that thing your mom wanted you to do that you're just gonna say you forgot
2.Rubbing a kitten
3.Updating your profile so it's not as boring as mine
4.Rubbing a puppy
5.Masturbating with a beetle
6.Rubbing a panda
7.Rubbing a puppy a kitten and a panda at the same time
8.Warming up peanut butter, and sticking your penis in it.
9.Warming up a pickle and sticking it in your vagina
10.Saving lives
11.Crying because a picture on the internet offended you
12.Comment on the picture that offended you saying it's not funny
13.Not reading all these bullshit things you could be doing.


All that yet you choose to continue reading this boring shit, you just like reading my sexy words. Are these words making you wet? You know you want to read them more, OH YES READ THEM HARDER! I have issues, but at least I'm not sitting here reading someone's boring profile. Right?


So what the fuck kind of information do people want to know in these anyway? They can't just ask the person for their age, or gender, or whatever they want to ask? You know what's really stupid? When people know something about a person because they read their profile, and then they ask them about it. Yeah that's annoying, anyway that's the end of my boring profile, now I want you to sit there and realize how much you just wasted your time.